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I read on a news channel today that a man in Malaysia received a $218 trillion phone bill. Now I’m sure this must be a billing error but it did bring one thing to mind, and that is to keep track of what you spend on phone sex. There is nothing worse than getting a credit card bill for $150 and not remembering called that many times. You have heard the saying time flies when you are having fun, well that applies here. It’s a good idea to write down your phone calls when you make them. Note the amount of time and any connect fees you are paying. That way you will not spend more than you have planned for the month or just plain lose track of how many calls you have made, which is easy to do when you are having such a good time.

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Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has admitted calling phone sex numbers to ask women what they thought of his policies. During one night while he was having trouble sleeping he called nine women. He was happy to hear that 7 of the 9 women preferred him over his political opponent.

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Age: 20 Something
Height: 5 Foot 10 Inches
Race: Caucasian
Hair Color: Auburn
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Sexual Preference: Straight

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Age: 40 Something
Height: 5 Foot 7 Inches
Race: Caucasian
Hair Color: Blond
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Sexual Preference: Straight

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Race: Caucasian
Hair Color: Blond
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Sexual Preference: Straight

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I just learned this morning that the 1010 phone sex numbers that have been published on this site are no longer functional. There is no plan to replace them either. It’s a sad day I really enjoyed them. The closest thing is either the 900 number (900-825-0333) or the toll free voyeur line where you can either just listen in or participate if you wish (877-886-9387). Wish there was something I could do to bring back the 1010 line but at this time I don’t see it happening.

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Age: 20 Something
Height: 5 Foot 8 Inches
Race: Black
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