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Age: 50 Something
Height: 5 Foot 7 Inches
Race: Caucasian
Hair Color: Blond
Body Type: Large and Lovely
Measurements: 52F-29-38
Sexual Preference: Straight

Tired of young chicks that can only wish they knew what I do about sex? Hell, some of those silly bitches barely know their tits from their ass. Now if you wanna REAL woman with the experience to tease […]

I read on a news channel today that a man in Malaysia received a $218 trillion phone bill. Now I’m sure this must be a billing error but it did bring one thing to mind, and that is to keep track of what you spend on phone sex. There is nothing worse than getting a […]

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has admitted calling phone sex numbers to ask women what they thought of his policies. During one night while he was having trouble sleeping he called nine women. He was happy to hear that 7 of the 9 women preferred him over his political opponent.
It took awhile for someone to […]

Recent quote from Halle Berry that I found online, “I’ve recorded myself when I make love. I like to hear myself scream.”
Now the world knows, Halle is a screamer! I’d love to experience that. I doubt I will ever get the chance so the next best thing is to fantasize. I think I’ll […]

Dorene
Age: 20 Something
Height: 5 Foot 10 Inches
Race: Caucasian
Hair Color: Auburn
Body Type: Muscular
Measurements: 40D-22-36
Sexual Preference: Straight

I’m a 25 year old California girl with a slight Valley girl accent, like totally, dude. I’m very use to having men stare at me as I walk down the street, as I usually do so in as little clothes as […]