I was watching some late night television last night and they were advertising one of those “meet women in your area” type of sites. The deal was “for only 50 cents you can send a text message to women in your area”. I’m thinking to myself, big fucking deal. Just how much of a conversation […]
A bit off topic for the day but I thought I’d share this one since it gave me a good laugh. The best blonde joke ever!
Ok sissy boy, it’s time for you to learn what it’s like to be a “real” woman. You can expect to go on shopping trips to find sexy dresses, lingerie, panties make-up and more. That will just be the beginning, you will need full training. Do you even know how to sit properly when wearing […]
Her dad didn’t even know that she knew about his cache of X-rated videos he had hidden on the top shelf of bed room closet. Danni had found them purely by accident when she was looking for an extra blanket last winter. What she found under the blanket, was a box filled with about twenty […]
Age: 50 Something
Height: 5 Foot 6 Inches
Race: Caucasian
Hair Color: Only my hair dresser knows
Body Type: Average
Measurements: 34C-25-35
Sexual Preference: Straight
I’ve had half a century of experience and I’m just getting started. If you have a special nasty secret little fantasy that you have always wanted to experience, tell me. We can do it together. If you […]
Mariah Carey says she likes eating in bed while wearing a bib. Revealing her penchant for wearing a bib while eating in bed, Mariah says, “I am just like, ‘Whatever, nobody is looking at me for once!’ Maybe she’s just to embarrassed to wear her bib in public. haha I wonder if she has a […]
This is just to damn funny. George Bush Phone Sex Parody
Former pornstar Jody Maxwell, turned phone sex operator has a book out talking about her 12 years experience in the phone sex industry. Maxwell discusses the phone sex business and reveals the topic of some of her most phone calls. I can imagine she’s had some interesting calls over the years. She has 60 journals […]
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